it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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