sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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