so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
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at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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