week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
