at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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This is the prime rib incident all over again
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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