im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
is wine microwaveable?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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