You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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