Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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