Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
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I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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