Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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