You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Welp...herpes.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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