I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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