Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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