This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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