Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
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Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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