So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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