Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
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you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
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I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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