Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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