As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
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you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
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He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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