guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
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Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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