Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
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last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
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My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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