I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
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just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
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pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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