You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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