...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
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you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
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I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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