Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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