dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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