better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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