You're a womanizer and a bitch.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
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Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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