So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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