So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
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Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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