watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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