just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
They are going to name an STD after you.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
Randomize
