She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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