she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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