i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
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they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
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we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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