She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
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Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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