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we need to drink 2009 down the drain
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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