cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
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Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
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fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
its liver damage thursday
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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