He is such a slut. More and more my type.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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