Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
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I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
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You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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