Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team