FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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