I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
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HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
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I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
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I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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