So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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