Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
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It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
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The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
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