ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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