is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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