I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Randomize
