the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
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hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
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Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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