I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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