I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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