She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
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the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
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Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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