she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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