thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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