So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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