And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
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he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
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They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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